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Kids, they're gonna mess this up. Our leaders? Mostly earnest B students who liked running unopposed for class president, ppl old enough to be your great grandpa, sociopaths, grifters chasing clout, rich mediocrities, people with fake TV voices, or patronage cases. Good luck!
You remember these people, right? And they've always been your bosses, haven't they? And all they've ever been good at is shaking hands and making moves, correct? And you've known this in your heart since forever yet you think reading a book or having a thought will change it!
It won't, and you love to see it. It's herd immunity, netflix for as long as the web holds up, and chill. Let the chips fall where they may!
I've been waiting for human nature to ruin lives on an even wider scale since I could read, because it ruined mine for a long time and has continued to ruin the lives of billions around the globe ever since there have been billions around the globe. Only 1 cure for human nature!
As my dad would say, maybe I ruined half of your life, but somebody else would've if I hadn't! That's the tea, kids! Stay safe out there!
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