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I just want to watch people lift weights & then discuss lifting weights. I don't care about their inner demons. I don't care about my inner demons. These people and their "comeback stories," this motivational speech nonsense...save it for some sucker. I want to see mass in action
The same goes with anything physical or earthy in nature. Just get right down to it. Start in media res if needed. I'm already watching or reading whatever this is. I don't need the hard sell. I don't need to know about how you missed prom.
Not only do we believe that every selllable story has to be either a "loser boy makes comeback, meets girl, and the rest is history" or a Serial-style murder mystery, we refuse to accept any other narrative framework for reality. Sorry, kids. Life just is. Then it ain't
“Light weight”, as my cold, distant father used to say, “baby”
ain't nothing but a peanut
I just want to see glutes
“Before I squat this heavy double of 225, let me tell you about the long road it took to get here.”
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