researcher: gonna have to warn you not to eat that "typhoid mary" glow worm foodie: nah researcher: if you cook it you gotta really make it well done, it's a reservoir for a bunch of unknown diseases foodie: sorry son, I'm gonna eat it raw after letting it sit out for a weekpic.twitter.com/dtggtRu184
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researcher: you will doom mankind. At least don't go around kissing people after you poison yourself foodie: no can do researcher: why are you doing this? you will ruin lives in exchange for some trifling nonsense foodie: yeah gotta be me.
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Not thinking about long term consequences is what unites as a species. That's the tea
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Replying to @MoustacheClubUS
This grooming and nitpicking renaissance creeps up on us...
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Replying to @tiredie
Yeah just lay off
6:40 PM - 21 Mar 2020
from Pittsburgh, PA
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