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Kudos to self distancing for reminding us most of our celebrities can barely hold a cell phone to film themselves, have ghoulish voices when not being sound edited, look 20 years older than we think they do, and are such narcissists they believe singing a show tune will redeem us
Zac Efron may not be able to work at a hospital, but he can dance around in a banana hammock crooning "Memory" from Cats and this is called Solidarity. We are all in this together, kids. Celebrities: they're just like us!
They're all rushing to create the DIY version of "We are the World" and it somehow makes boomer normals seem way more cool and with it. Are celebrities ok? They all seem to be On One. They can't stop having Big Moods
Also, they know this will be going on for a long time, right? The celebs need to save their energy. This isn't some one and done earthquake or tsunami
I'm glad I missed that one I'm glad I missed that one
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