she was waiting for me on the stairs to the basement this morning and yelled at me for being late to work this is her new normal nowpic.twitter.com/kEzsU8Xgxk
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she was waiting for me on the stairs to the basement this morning and yelled at me for being late to work this is her new normal nowpic.twitter.com/kEzsU8Xgxk
also she has *not* been cleared to look at these docs 
RARE APPEARANCE BY THE WHITE SPOTpic.twitter.com/5P9iyY6aYO
I JUST CAUGHT BUFFY DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET the secret life of pets is DISGUSTING!!!
yeah i fuked that up the first time I AM SHOOK Y’ALL
Dream teampic.twitter.com/uQsrtBAEmF
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