One thing we could all do right now is agree to watch the same movie and just live tweet that shit. Just fire off takes about the movie. For the community and whatnot
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Sike, I hate movies (all kinds) almost as much as I hate tweets (all kinds)
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The only movie I’d live tweet is that movie Munch, about the painter Munch, and he is sweaty and sick all the time. It’s slow as hell. It’s awful. It’s the best movie there is. The one true movie. That or some parts of Andrei Rublev
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The only movie I’d ever want to make, and hear me out: it’s 1700 in Prague and Walter the shoemaker has to shit in a hole in the ground or something but he has awful hemorrhoids. He’s in such pain. He has about as many teeth in his mouth as a jack o lantern. That’s the whole film
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I call this “hyper historical realism.” That’s my jam. Just people lumbering around in horrible pain, trying to perform basic tasks, and slowly dying. All the period details would be perfect. I’d knock their teeth out myself if needed
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