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Most of the fitness influencers are in a state of denial about COVID, posting workout videos & captioning them w/ messages that are by turns sunny ("I believed in myself") & dark ("I always hated my body") It's a matter of time before they start pushing CBD and kratom cures
Many low-information boomers who are addicted to Facebook (and nothing else) have already begun buying up "herbal remedies" and shit like "colloidal silver" and "magnetized copper." Their thirtysomething "kids" will soon be receiving a heavy dose of a similar message
The top influencers may honestly be unaware of world events, given their leisure-filled lifestyles, but expect them to pivot as soon as they realize what an opportunity this presents to push fresh disinformation backed by their steroid-sculpted physiques. You love to see it!
At least the silver junkies will turn blue so we can shame them more effectively.
What a trend that will be, a new kind of smurfing
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