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This is the politics I love to see. Anything that starts with Biden's stutter from a neuroscience perspective and ends with an agreement that urinals should be removed from all restrooms (prior to a rapid-fire cancellation using edited DM slide screenshots) is my flavor of tea
I especially like when they're both just these rich, clueless sheltered fools navigating the ever-narrower and far from linear boundaries of what passes for gentility and netiquette these days. Today's bougie online hot takers are more obsessed with distinctions than scholastics
Like I've said previously, my dream is an argument about urinals and troughs that concludes with people agreeing you can use them but only if you urinate through a shared "piss pipe" that's like the store sock at a Foot Locker. Duns Scotus would've dug that one
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