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I like when extremely online political people strategically fight their "peers" and it becomes this bizarre thing where they go down a list of hot takes they agree on and concessions they're willing to make, then one of the two agrees to "do better" and the other cancels them
This is the politics I love to see. Anything that starts with Biden's stutter from a neuroscience perspective and ends with an agreement that urinals should be removed from all restrooms (prior to a rapid-fire cancellation using edited DM slide screenshots) is my flavor of tea
I especially like when they're both just these rich, clueless sheltered fools navigating the ever-narrower and far from linear boundaries of what passes for gentility and netiquette these days. Today's bougie online hot takers are more obsessed with distinctions than scholastics
Like I've said previously, my dream is an argument about urinals and troughs that concludes with people agreeing you can use them but only if you urinate through a shared "piss pipe" that's like the store sock at a Foot Locker. Duns Scotus would've dug that one
I haven’t decided how I’m going to cancel you, but I know I will. We may be friends now, but it won’t always be this way. For this, I am sorry, but I’ve just got to do the work to you before you do the work to me.pic.twitter.com/YyYgzMN88d
Cancellation of those closest to you IS the work, because you have the most dirt on them and can convert that dirt into a personal essay and some cloutpic.twitter.com/E2SeBrqnqj
We live in hell.
You love to see it! The kids are doing the work of making the hell we are all sent seem like heaven when we finally get there, compared to this nonsense
Tea you say? Why I was just pinkie extending a piping hot cup when I saw a former NFL defensive lineman decry the misogyny of Bernie bros against Warren while divorced alcoholic sports bloggers enthusiastically retweeted with accompanying gifs of sassy black ladies
Now that's the work. That's called community organizing. That's consciousness raising
This, to put it simply, is the work
The work and the tea
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