back when i taught college, i would just crush an apple or two apples in front of my students and then spend the rest of the lecture or seminar eating that mush. sometimes i'd rip up a few phone books. that was how i related to the kids. that's how i was the most relatable prof
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other times i'd just spend 90 minutes showing them a slideshow of beautiful, beautiful male muscles. nothing but the most beautiful muscles. all the great shots and poses. 40 slides or more. in the "us history since 1865" survey because why not? i was doing the work
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or we would watch that one episode of the fleischer "popeye" serial where popeye is working out at the gym and bluto dresses up in drag to get his goat. i could get a 90-minute "intro to us history" lecture out of just that. no shit. just bluto in drag. i could do it.
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i was doing this way back in 2008, long before getting twitter clout for this kind of stuff was a thing. i did it long before anyone could care i was doing it. i was doing it for the love of mass. beautiful, beautiful muscle mass. the work of the muscles
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the stuff i was doing in these throwaway shit classes they use just to boost enrollment numbers was the tea. you wouldn't believe it if it hadn't happened. not that kids weren't still falling asleep or watching whole seasons of breaking bad. i wasn't the mouth for those ears
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