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back when i taught college, i would just crush an apple or two apples in front of my students and then spend the rest of the lecture or seminar eating that mush. sometimes i'd rip up a few phone books. that was how i related to the kids. that's how i was the most relatable prof
other times i'd just spend 90 minutes showing them a slideshow of beautiful, beautiful male muscles. nothing but the most beautiful muscles. all the great shots and poses. 40 slides or more. in the "us history since 1865" survey because why not? i was doing the work
or we would watch that one episode of the fleischer "popeye" serial where popeye is working out at the gym and bluto dresses up in drag to get his goat. i could get a 90-minute "intro to us history" lecture out of just that. no shit. just bluto in drag. i could do it.
i was doing this way back in 2008, long before getting twitter clout for this kind of stuff was a thing. i did it long before anyone could care i was doing it. i was doing it for the love of mass. beautiful, beautiful muscle mass. the work of the muscles
the stuff i was doing in these throwaway shit classes they use just to boost enrollment numbers was the tea. you wouldn't believe it if it hadn't happened. not that kids weren't still falling asleep or watching whole seasons of breaking bad. i wasn't the mouth for those ears
Lol. That was my dad in the 60s and 70s. Every student knew him by those shenanigans.. they also sat up straight.
I'd have loved to have classes with a guy running martial arts gyms and tournaments as a side project
I can confirm this is true... I swear I saw this man drink straight egg whites one time also, but I can’t prove it
Many times! You're spilling the tea, Jacob!
Love to see it
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