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just gonna pick my policies off Twitter. Just gonna staff my campaign using Twitter. This will be a good clean campaign. All the big influencers. All the best hot takes. My cabinet will include a Secretary of Personal Essays, a Secretary of Doxxing, and a Secretary of Shadowbans
You will not be able to hide from my campaign. All the best native advertisements hidden inside all the best pandering positions I use the tweetdeck to decide on. The army will be replaced by people who cancel you. You will never have a YouTube channel again, ISIS teens
where do you stand on threaded reply limits?
I believe in no tweetstorms except for blue check wonks, and the original character limit set. 280 is giving the Bernie Brothers too much room for the H8
I want to be the Minister of Stuff I Read Somewhere
Under Secretary of Dubious Facebook Headlines
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