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Lent will find the micturating @PaleoConDiarist with his Land’s End khaki shorts and white briefs bunched near his sandals as he stands, for spiritual safety’s sake, with both hands atop his head. @MoustacheClubUS, @Jeffrey89245983.https://www.splicetoday.com/writing/the-virus-and-how-i-urinate-during-lent#.XmKT77uJCRQ.twitter …
These descriptions...a writer of genius
That’s our @PaleoConDiarist!
What a strange vision of the world, but what makes it so great is that hem-to-buttocks boy scout shorts are at the center of it
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