The key to understanding my writing career is realizing that I’ve written for the Atlantic and the Paris Review without ever reading them
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Replying to @MoustacheClubUS
I don't know how to make graphics memes, but there should be one with you as the Chad getting published in the Atlantic without ever reading it and then the Virgin guy idolizing them, reading every issue, never being able to get published.
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Replying to @vandrewattycpa
I had no idea the demand for space in there (and some of these other places) was so great. I was just looking to get paid, and I figured I could use that byline (they pay way less than places you'd think wouldn't pay much) to sell other stuff, get freebies from publicists, etc.
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Replying to @MoustacheClubUS @vandrewattycpa
It could be a meme like this, perhapspic.twitter.com/Rd0QcD1MPQ
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Replying to @MoustacheClubUS @vandrewattycpa
You know many marginalized communities don't know now to to open pdf because teachers unions ... and that's why they voted for Joe 3 0 Send me 1% of whatever you make on that column.
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Replying to @StupidpolX @vandrewattycpa
50 cents coming your way once the left press mag pays that invoice in 2023
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Replying to @MoustacheClubUS @vandrewattycpa
They're about to launch a new leftist network to rival Fox News just go there to debate some teachers union rep and pay me.
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I fear my policies are a bit too trad for them...I'm not the voice for those tender ears
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