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I appreciate all the folks going on Facebook to loudly proclaim they don't like it, but darn it, they are gonna vote for Grandpa Joe. Love you kids. I don't like my hemorrhoids either, but darn it, I have to tell you I'm going to eat them. Yep. It has to be done. "For the nation"
Unity at all costs, kids. And it's important you know that I know that's what I'm going to do. That's the work. That's the tea.
I'm just glad we were able to get some takes out before we all settled on the senile conservative grandpa who was first nominated in like 1922
Now you just need to grin and bear it. For the nation. It's an existential threat. We must unite. I don't like it, even though I already voted for him in the primary, but that's part of being a Grown Up
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