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If the "let dairy die" people interrupted me, I'd lay them out the way Colts linebacker Mike Curtis did that fan who took the field. I drank a gallon of milk today. I drank a gallon of milk yesterday on top of 32 oz of Greek yogurt. This isn't just my living, it's my life.
I call it a Tuesday
Now that's a deep cut reference! My fellow Pittsburgh native Dennis Miller would be proud
The milk is the tea
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