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Trump’s bluster is that of the clown or carnival huckster; Biden sounds worse than my maternal grandfather did during the last years in the care center. This will be a real test: can someone who is *already senile* defeat social media’s greatest heel?
Trump can own Biden simply by waiting til he says some gibberish, cutting him off, and saying, “What’s the matter, Joe? Senile? Send this guy to the home. C’mon folks.”
The democrats running against Biden should’ve done the same — “old dying out of touch white man” is a safe category of derision — but most crave the patronage of the 2020 iteration of King Lear
"Put him in a home" is more effective than "let's see those emails," to be honest
I really can’t see Simpsons Grandpa surviving against the Poster President
Nope. He's gonna get swatted like a bug while telling people "we used to wear an onion on our belt...that was the style in those days"
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