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You can't Bideny Joe's surge. That guy is going to test most important hypothesis of our time: can someone who is barely able to do much besides wear a suit, stand, and breathe win the presidency? You love to see it. You're here for it

I dream of the Biden/Kaine "pragmatic daddy" ticket or the Biden/Romney 2020 "unity" ticket. I wish I could "surge" at anything the way Biden does, merely by existing. And then there's the polished-white Bidentures!

You have to this there’s an anti-plastic surgery PSA coming that reads, “Don’t Let This Happen to You.”

He looks...so lifelike, @Jeffrey89245983 !

I know Murray is fascinated by the embalmed “youthfulness” of Biden

Reminds me of when my uncle was between wives and got a facelift and hair plugs. When he asked my dad his opinion on the results, my dad said, “You’re still a sixty year old man, but at least you smell clean.”