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You can't Bideny Joe's surge. That guy is going to test most important hypothesis of our time: can someone who is barely able to do much besides wear a suit, stand, and breathe win the presidency? You love to see it. You're here for it
I dream of the Biden/Kaine "pragmatic daddy" ticket or the Biden/Romney 2020 "unity" ticket. I wish I could "surge" at anything the way Biden does, merely by existing. And then there's the polished-white Bidentures!
You have to this there’s an anti-plastic surgery PSA coming that reads, “Don’t Let This Happen to You.”
He looks...so lifelike, @Jeffrey89245983 !
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