This is my favorite type of "attractive but insecure fitness influencer" caption. You love to see it. This person is of course in phenomenal, PED-assisted shape. And yet...those imperfectionspic.twitter.com/41jwVBjmQ4
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This is my favorite type of "attractive but insecure fitness influencer" caption. You love to see it. This person is of course in phenomenal, PED-assisted shape. And yet...those imperfectionspic.twitter.com/41jwVBjmQ4
"I'm just learning to love this body I'm in" ... how would this person manage in a disabled or infirm body??? Perish da thought!
I genuinely feel bad for people like this. I remember when my dad was in a dying body and I asked how he was and he was like "I'm dying here!" in an Al Pacino shout
He also told me at the end of it all, having once been in an incredibly strong body but now being reduced to a dying one, that it was ok because who cared, he was 74, he'd shit on the rubber sheets if he wanted to. "I'm not running wind sprints to get ready for the Olympics"
These people surely exist and that by itself is amazing to consider
Remove the cellulite and get the filter on the Instagram pic right
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