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As much as I support the open and proud use of anabolics, I love when you folks keep it kayfabe. Attribute your outer strength to Jesus, the Democratic Party, critical theory, being a role model, hard work (lol patreon subscriptions), podcasts, "coaching" (steroid dealer), etc.
Tell me you hit a growth spurt. Tell me it was late life puberty. Say you cleaned up your diet. Say you started drinking that fish oil or snorting that kratom. Anything. Tell me all of it. I'm here for it. I love to see it. I love spilling tea but I adore kayfabe bullshittery
I always think it would be funny (not worth it, but funny) to push the limits of juicy vitamins – not some Gymshark athlete kind of slight edge, but to the point I look like Rich Piana – and gaslight the world maintaining that I am natural.
Brad Castleberry has built a brand on that + fake weights https://www.instagram.com/p/B9FI0ExALMf/?igshid=1ampgx2eb5apj …
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