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Mayor Bloomberg will unify the Democratic Party because he is the most cringe-worthy figure ever to take the debate stage, and I'm here for it
I want a candidate who is richer than Trum and just as rotten, yet also an impuissant homunculus who would fire billions to save millions (of $) and couldn't pop a grape in a fruit fight. I love to see it. He's doing the work of spending the money on getting his name out there
***Trump aka "Drumpf" to the Daily Show crowd
I've gotten ten minutes on MSNBC and I didnt even have to spend 500,000,000 for the honor. Heck, they paid for my ubers. But then again, I wasn't doing the work of being a clueless, out-of-touch Scrooge McDuck-like figure getting spit-roasted by "Amnesia" Joe Biden and Mayo Pete
Remember John Kerry?
I was there for it. Even knocked doors for it. He was an Inspiration who defined the post-Napster generation
Here's to a real one
Jeepers, Trump seems very presidential now...
he's very legal and very cool
There's a gate somewhere. And the barbarians are at it.
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