"But this time they aren't impeaching Donald Trump...they're impeaching Donald Drumpf," intones newscaster Anderson Cooper with the gravitas of a man giving a eulogy at a mass funeral for thousands of first responders
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Like who is the audience for this? Your retired schoolteacher aunt/uncle who have a beach condo and are "doing ok" and read Time and go to PTA meetings in Dubuque IA despite being childless because it's the "right thing to do"? Is that still a type of person?
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Also I had no idea the same news story, usually a Trump tweet of some sort, "breaks" every hour on the hour across a 24-hour cycle. And yet...
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These people are better at creating suspense related to one or another "fait accompli" ("will Mayo Pete turn the tide, whatever the tide is?") than ol' JR and Schiavone calling a scripted wrestling match. Meanwhile there is more actual news "content" on the Drudge landing page
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Does the audience for this stuff even know where a "tweet" comes from? This kind of nonstop "breaking news" (the same news breaks over and over, and is always being hyped) seems to exist in a hermetically sealed, self-referencing universe that even the WWE can't match
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