About to do some work here. About to lay a take on you. Hear me out. Universal basic income but it’s Steam credits and Golden Corral gift certificates. You can eat up to 50 buffets a month and download 250 games. The government gives you a laptop. You get an IV drip sedative
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Medicare for All but it’s just a Mountain Dew mouthwash that’s a citrus flavored mixture of Xanax, oxy, and fluoride
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You can download all the games. All the good ones and the hits. And there will be no hunger and no thirst. No pain. We can all just rest
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I mean, if I was still a gamer I would wholeheartedly agree but I’m a diabetic with complications now so I gotta go with Medicare for all still.
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We have a Plan for That. I Assure You
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The plan is Diet Dew with the Insulin (or Chinese Factory Grade Equivalent)
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Yeah this is called Crossing the Aisle
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