About to do some work here. About to lay a take on you. Hear me out. Universal basic income but it’s Steam credits and Golden Corral gift certificates. You can eat up to 50 buffets a month and download 250 games. The government gives you a laptop. You get an IV drip sedative
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Medicare for All but it’s just a Mountain Dew mouthwash that’s a citrus flavored mixture of Xanax, oxy, and fluoride
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Replying to @MoustacheClubUS
Fully Automated Luxury Reduction to A Managed Biological Consumption Unit!
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Replying to @UtopianParallax
Bit more "eco" and "green" if we convert the cheap Golden Corral meat to that fake meat paste they make out of soynuts and stuff from the periodic table
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Replying to @MoustacheClubUS
Really if they could just install some tubes to pump the nutrient paste in and the waste products out of our body , we could just game continuously and never suffer the literal violence of having to leave our safety-pods.
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Replying to @UtopianParallax
I'd love for the ass and genital tubes to also stimulate my "erogenous zones" so the games could Make Me Feel Love
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Replying to @MoustacheClubUS
Okay yeah, sex-positive, that’s even more lefter!
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