About to do some work here. About to lay a take on you. Hear me out. Universal basic income but it’s Steam credits and Golden Corral gift certificates. You can eat up to 50 buffets a month and download 250 games. The government gives you a laptop. You get an IV drip sedative
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Medicare for All but it’s just a Mountain Dew mouthwash that’s a citrus flavored mixture of Xanax, oxy, and fluoride
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Federal jobs guarantee and theyre all gigs as an Anime critic
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Liberal arts grads get a wordpress skin that makes their posts look like they're being hosted on Vulture or AV club ... a new New Deal
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