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About to do some work here. About to lay a take on you. Hear me out. Universal basic income but it’s Steam credits and Golden Corral gift certificates. You can eat up to 50 buffets a month and download 250 games. The government gives you a laptop. You get an IV drip sedative
Medicare for All but it’s just a Mountain Dew mouthwash that’s a citrus flavored mixture of Xanax, oxy, and fluoride
You can download all the games. All the good ones and the hits. And there will be no hunger and no thirst. No pain. We can all just rest
Fully Automated Luxury Reduction to A Managed Biological Consumption Unit!
Bit more "eco" and "green" if we convert the cheap Golden Corral meat to that fake meat paste they make out of soynuts and stuff from the periodic table
Federal jobs guarantee and theyre all gigs as an Anime critic
Liberal arts grads get a wordpress skin that makes their posts look like they're being hosted on Vulture or AV club ... a new New Deal
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