Medicare for All but it’s just a Mountain Dew mouthwash that’s a citrus flavored mixture of Xanax, oxy, and fluoride
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About to do some work here. About to lay a take on you. Hear me out. Universal basic income but it’s Steam credits and Golden Corral gift certificates. You can eat up to 50 buffets a month and download 250 games. The government gives you a laptop. You get an IV drip sedative
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You can download all the games. All the good ones and the hits. And there will be no hunger and no thirst. No pain. We can all just rest
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Sure...but what kind of sedative?
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24 hours a day, I wanna be sedated.
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