Here you go, kids. Here’s how you put apples in that smoothie while still doing the work. You love to see it.pic.twitter.com/2veDP5B8Vl
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Replying to @SirJonSherrit7 @behrendt_lucy
The Apple Boss
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If I don’t crush 6 apples with mine own hand into my smoothie, am I really alive?
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Replying to @MoustacheClubUS @behrendt_lucy
If you dont smash fruits with your bare hands, grunting wildly, the terrorists win
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Replying to @SirJonSherrit7 @behrendt_lucy
And chase those grunts with a pot of coffee grounds, half wet
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Replying to @MoustacheClubUS @behrendt_lucy
Sumping in one gulp a french press full of soggy coffee grounds is freedom
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Replying to @SirJonSherrit7 @behrendt_lucy
Dying the death of the last real dad and man
9:32 PM - 3 Feb 2020
from Pittsburgh, PA
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