Here you go, kids. Here’s how you put apples in that smoothie while still doing the work. You love to see it.pic.twitter.com/2veDP5B8Vl
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If you dont smash fruits with your bare hands, grunting wildly, the terrorists win
And chase those grunts with a pot of coffee grounds, half wet
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Sumping in one gulp a french press full of soggy coffee grounds is freedom
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Dying the death of the last real dad and man
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