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They’ll split me open and count the rings around my engorged heart. My funeral will be called the Re-Racking, because true influencers never put down the weight until the weight puts US down.
Dying under the bar is the kind of funeral Vikings wish they had
I don’t even lift. I fail every rep because I’m a man.
100% of PRs not attempted are not achieved. Every second that doesn't contain some kind of PR isn't
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