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Influencing from beyond the grave. That’s a whole new level of Work-Doing 
Your last lift needs to ring out, getting a billion likes after you shuffle off this mortal coil and abandon that oak-thick body that is both temple and tomb
They’ll split me open and count the rings around my engorged heart. My funeral will be called the Re-Racking, because true influencers never put down the weight until the weight puts US down.
Dying under the bar is the kind of funeral Vikings wish they had
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