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Cute cat pics are totally a nice reprieve from hearing about the Rogan nontroversy

I leave that Work to the Kids out there who have such strong Feels about it. My only Rogan takes are calling him "Joe Rogaine" and pointing how he and Dana White have begun to look increasingly similar with the passage of time

He would not be a good Rogaine spokesperson

During the "Megxit," my mother's only comment was that she was sad they were losing "the one with some hair left," as "no country should have a bald king"

I think they've had a fairly long history of bald kings by this point...

Yes, hence all their misfortunes, my mom would say. She supports whatever male leader has the most hair

That's smart. Very similar to my strategy of picking which NFL team should win the superbowl by who has the hotter quarterback. I doubt @SubBeck would approve of my methodologies...

Of course I approve. Jimmy G is the NFL's hottest QB.