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i got a 12 pack of coconut lacroix, a webster dictionary and an pinned tab to wikipedia and im here to live fact check every word said in the debate. i don't want to vote for anyone unless they have a lot of truth and i suspect a lot of other voters want a max truth candidate.
Not me, buddy. I want someone who will do the work. Work first, tea second. Tea time or high tea only after the work is done. I’m here for it. I love to see it. The work
For me it is who gets served, who did the serving and what kind of portions and if it comes with salad. And I mean word salad with a thick dressing of feels. That better be ALL the feels or I'm not leaving a tip.
I want the best feels. I want the most warlike to also say they love the big peace. I want the most peaceful to say the problem with the Iraq war was that it was a little too expensive and went on for a little too long. I want a lot of lip service to all the main things
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