Let me lay some work on you, kids: cereal-flavored milk. We steep the sweetened cereals of your youth in whole, skimmed, oat, or even soy milk for the "green" or "eco" kids. Frankenberry, count cocoa, fruit pebbles, sugar puffs, king dons, powdered toastman, cheerios, chex
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Massive upsell potential. Take milk, steep in cereal crumbs, mark up extensively. Sell at...whole foods? trader joes? instant lock. find millienals who will work for equity, boom, there's your board. *rips line*
They can be brand ambassadors or just tweet (paid in sweat equity) as the brand itself here on Twitter. It’ll be unclear if it’s ironic or sincere or nothing at all, but it’ll definitely be exploitative