Oliver Bateman Does the WorkVerified account

kids, i must spill some tea: i'm not sure the takes can get any hotter. they're already at a fever pitch. i saw something today about power imbalances in relationships where one person is 23.75 years old and the other is 23.5 years old. this is the work. you love to see it.

my take? the safest relationship is with your clone, lab-grown by yourself "to taste" as the chefs say. your clone will be equal to you in most ways, except it'll be as loyal to you as a st. bernard. this will be the healthiest relationship of all, and that's the str8 tea

having a harem of your child-clones isn't unethical or strange. it will be very legal and very cool, because it, like so many other proposals put forward on twitter as "forward-thinking," actually just benefits the plutocrats who can truly benefit from their clone love army