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Oliver Bateman Does the Work
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    1. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS Jan 13
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      kids, i must spill some tea: i'm not sure the takes can get any hotter. they're already at a fever pitch. i saw something today about power imbalances in relationships where one person is 23.75 years old and the other is 23.5 years old. this is the work. you love to see it.

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    2. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS Jan 13
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      my take? the safest relationship is with your clone, lab-grown by yourself "to taste" as the chefs say. your clone will be equal to you in most ways, except it'll be as loyal to you as a st. bernard. this will be the healthiest relationship of all, and that's the str8 tea

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    3. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS Jan 13
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      having a harem of your child-clones isn't unethical or strange. it will be very legal and very cool, because it, like so many other proposals put forward on twitter as "forward-thinking," actually just benefits the plutocrats who can truly benefit from their clone love army

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      Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS Jan 13
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      eventually the most forward-thinking among the megarich will come up with laws precisely governing which small caste groups can associate with other small caste groups. this will be unique and progressive, unprecedented in the history of humankind. ah yes, the work and the tea...

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        2. stricture‏ @bog_beef Jan 13
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          Maybe we need to put up a few less mirrors in the gym.pic.twitter.com/nra6NPG5gc

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        3. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS Jan 13
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          i love to see it, it's like when i used to kiss the mirror over and over in the hours before special agent clarice starling and her team smashed down the door and discovered my "hidden" basement where I was creating some DIY "clones"

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