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kids, i must spill some tea: i'm not sure the takes can get any hotter. they're already at a fever pitch. i saw something today about power imbalances in relationships where one person is 23.75 years old and the other is 23.5 years old. this is the work. you love to see it.
my take? the safest relationship is with your clone, lab-grown by yourself "to taste" as the chefs say. your clone will be equal to you in most ways, except it'll be as loyal to you as a st. bernard. this will be the healthiest relationship of all, and that's the str8 tea
having a harem of your child-clones isn't unethical or strange. it will be very legal and very cool, because it, like so many other proposals put forward on twitter as "forward-thinking," actually just benefits the plutocrats who can truly benefit from their clone love army
eventually the most forward-thinking among the megarich will come up with laws precisely governing which small caste groups can associate with other small caste groups. this will be unique and progressive, unprecedented in the history of humankind. ah yes, the work and the tea...
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