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Let me lay a take on you: this "short kings" stuff will lead you down a blind alley. You should be considered by others to be as tall or short as you think you are. For example, with an xxl glove size and a 75" reach/size 8 head, I've always considered myself a 6'2.5" person
Or perhaps you're 6'6" but have always felt small on the inside, more of a 5'4". Make that your truth. Anyone can be a short king, as long as they're small on the inside
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