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Evolution of a Take: Hugging is violence, shake hands Handshaking is dominance game/triggers germophobes Not touching people = selfish narcissism Condemning others for avoiding all human contact is fascist/anti-neurodivergence Neurodivergence doesn't exist Nothing exists
Lather, rinse, repeat in the opposite direction and you've got months of absolutist takes, loads of Content for the Kids. Meanwhile I've got Work to do, the work of eating 6 eggs and half a loaf of bread and drinking 32 oz of milkpic.twitter.com/ZHfOgapCOI
I'm here for it. What kind of milk we talking?
It is wheat bread masquerading as white bread
oliver once again i have to comment on the sheer volume of milk here.
Just doing the Work, of drinking the Milk
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