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Oliver Bateman Does the Work
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    Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS Jan 12
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    Evolution of a Take: Hugging is violence, shake hands Handshaking is dominance game/triggers germophobes Not touching people = selfish narcissism Condemning others for avoiding all human contact is fascist/anti-neurodivergence Neurodivergence doesn't exist Nothing exists

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    • Janet P Lanet International Bugman the poor fish Pulp Mindset 🐬👽🐌 maske & belaste Rhinestone Cowboy WILLIAM E. WRIGHT work central 2020 cherax destructor
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      1. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS Jan 12
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        Lather, rinse, repeat in the opposite direction and you've got months of absolutist takes, loads of Content for the Kids. Meanwhile I've got Work to do, the work of eating 6 eggs and half a loaf of bread and drinking 32 oz of milkpic.twitter.com/ZHfOgapCOI

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      2. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS Jan 12
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        I'll throw you a 10k advance on that, we will give it a crayon or Verso lite cover and sell at least 500 physical copies

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      2. The Professional‏ @docadam Jan 12
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        This is beautiful.

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      3. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS Jan 12
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        I'm doing the work. I'm giving them an entire flowchart for the takes. I'm singlehandedly offering a stimulus package to the takeconomy

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      2.  💦Discourse Daddy 💦‏ @SirJonSherrit7 Jan 12
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        you do love to see it

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      3. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS Jan 12
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        I'm here for it

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      1. Toufic El Rassi‏ @TouficElRassi Jan 12
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        This way of understanding is the product of an unchecked, irresponsible academia. We are living with the result of generations graduating from college with this kind of education and taking positions of influence in this society

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        I suppose your take would also be just another stage in the evolution of a take.

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