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Let me lay one on you. Real talk here. You walk into a room of businessmen and dads and daddies and so on, two dozen of them, and they're all bald or balding. Most have ratty salt and pepper beards. But you still all your hair and a glorious dirty-blonde beard. You love to see it
"I couldn't imagine having a bald son," my mom often tells me. "Your son growing up to be bald...show me a mom who wants that."
She must be one of the world's funniest people, however unintentional.
I think it's partly intentional...she seems to enjoy busting her kids' and ex-husbands' stones. @lonely_janet enjoys her commentary
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