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"Mayor" Bloomberg has dropped $162 mil on TV ads, spamming the NFL playoffs in the process. That's doing the work. But why didn't he do the work of seeing a good anti-aging, human growth hormone doctor so he could get those Dr Dre/Jeff Bezos biceps and seem more "relatable?"
If you're rich, you need to do the work of using HGH so you can have a leaner stomach and more vascular arms than the "proles." No excuses. Sorry not sorry. And I can refer Bloomberg to a few good ones right there in NYC. They'd love to see it, and by it I mean him and his money
He's a short man. Calls to mind the monotone big boss who lays you off but never violates HR/employment law. Or the college president who gives a canned stump speech of 100% buzzwords, then smirks to himself in the mirror afterwards. Why not hit the juice & become a short king?
If I can see 17 striations in the calf muscles of a presidential candidate, I lose interest. Honestly, I only want to see crazy lean, mountain climbing triathletes in my presidential ads.
I think the Eagles were the first rockers to work out, and look what they turned out to be.
@MikeBloomberg needs more veins in his forearms if he wants to be #MyPresident.
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