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i cant even lift a gallon of milk
There’s a scene in Clerks where Dante exhales when picking up a jug of milk and the trainer shopping in the store urges him to hit the gym
it is too late for me im too far gone
no never, stay strong
“Look at my body, there’s not an ounce of fat on it!” “No tone, either.”
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