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I did not belong at 146 but I wondered what my abs looked like.
at 205 my midsection is nothing less than a conquistador's cuirass, at 230-245 it's those same abs but faded somewhat and significantly distended
I have no business seeing my abs again until I have built my very own 80s pro-wrestler roid keg.pic.twitter.com/ClzsvpvMyW
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