Teen Vogue offers you the chance to write an exploitative personal essay in which you bury and then cancel your parents. You agree to do so but only for
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Replying to @MoustacheClubUS
Actually, the amount is higher than anything listed. But cancel my parents? It's a bit late for that shit.
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Replying to @AlbertRolls1 @MoustacheClubUS
Or, even better, I read a circa 2001 interview with one of the original Angry Samoans, who had become a math professor. He was observing how silly it was for his bandmates to be performing "My Old Man's a Fatso" in their 40s.
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