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Just re-upped. Double quarter hams and whole milk for dayspic.twitter.com/vLUCZPzawS
I laid off the milk for almost all of 2009 and my weight dropped to 200 lbs, but @UselessPraxis convinced me to return to my milk and butter guzzling ways, my heritage
I used to love chugging a half gallon in the middle of tutoring logic students, trying to get through it before noon. Keeping that pace up.
Doing the work. You love to see it. You love to drink that milk
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