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I've been debating getting back on that gallon of milk a day train cause I love milk and after seeing this it looks like it has to happen.
I laid off the milk for almost all of 2009 and my weight dropped to 200 lbs, but @UselessPraxis convinced me to return to my milk and butter guzzling ways, my heritage
I used to love chugging a half gallon in the middle of tutoring logic students, trying to get through it before noon. Keeping that pace up.
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