Like my LDS forebears, I haven't had a sip of alcohol--indeed my only campaign for "high office" was to get the law school to stop using the student activity fee to pay for beer bashes and blowouts--but I love milk. I drink nearly a gallon of milk a day, every day of my life
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Replying to @ZackMooreNFL
Reducing them to udder misery...beasts of burden fed on grass in order to fill my belly with their precious fluids
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Replying to @MoustacheClubUS
You couldn’t have made that sound gayer, but I was ready to escalate if this was a private message. I’d say
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I'll go gay if it means I get more progressive points. Can't stop me from
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You love to see it
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I’ll do anything for the support of the real journalists. You know, people like you, but just a little better. A little woker. I know you’re trying though, you’ll be there soon.
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All blue checks are equal but some blue checks are more equal than others
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