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If I can accomplish three things in 2020, I'd like those to be: 1) hook grip deadlift 700 lbs at 235 lbs 2) close captain of crush 3.5 3) use my time on twitter to undermine or challenge every clout-seeking snake oil salesperson on this platform who claims to be "doing the work"
Those are my social media goals. My real-life goals involve settling in as a new parent, finishing the basement, continuing to earn a decent living, staying out of trouble, and hanging out with the Dream Teampic.twitter.com/WCNK16qceD
congrats on the baby
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